Does Everybody Have A Death Wish?

Honestly, what the hell is wrong with people?  I ask myself this question a lot.  Today just driving a couple of miles I had 3 people pull out in front of me in their cars.  Two people I saw coming, they drove right through stop signs and had to turn in front of me!  What the hell are you thinking?  How long can they go with out getting creamed?

Luck for them I was pretty wide awake this morning or they could have been road kill.

Now, I am actually looking forward to old age because of these crazy drivers.  You see, when I get old and people say there goes that crazy old woman, they will have a reason to say it.  First,  I am going to buy myself one beat up old Ford Truck, a monster one, something from the 60’s or early 70’s.  And I am going to crash into every idiot who is stupid enough to think that I would stop!!  IDIOT!!!  I am an old woman in a 60’s beat up Ford Pickup Truck, of course I am not going to stop!!  Hell, I hope I have cataracts too, so, I can blame the crash on the fact that I am a senile old woman with slow reactions and cataracts!!

Yep, that is what I am planning on doing when I get old.  How will you spend your formidable years?

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