Silent Monks Sing? December 25, 2009
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why For The Holidays?, Why songs , add a commentWhy was our chorus never like this when I was growing up... I might have stayed in religion if they would have made it fun like this.
Merry Christmas December 22, 2009
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why For The Holidays?, Why and Animals? , add a commentWhy aren't my dogs this smart? As a matter of fact... why don't my dogs do anything other than eat, sleep and crap? I have defective dogs I think!
Why Fruitcake? December 21, 2008
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why For The Holidays?, Why and Food? , 2comments
Why? It seems that the same fruitcake is still floating around since 1840. I have NEVER once seen anyone actually eat a fruitcake, I have just seen them given as gifts, you know, for office parties, for someone who you "have to" give a gift to but actually don't know them and don't know why you "have to" give them a gift.
It is much like a twinkie, it will last forever and probably has, because like I said, I have NEVER actually seen anyone eat a fruitcake, ever!! Has anyone known someone who likes fruitcake? Is there something wrong with that person? I mean, like do they also eat food that has fallen on the floor and then yell something about the "3 second rule" and gobble up the fallen food? Then I guess I would understand their enjoyment of fruitcake also.
I just don't really get the whole fruitcake thing, not fruit, not cake, not alcohol really, what is the point? Give me a bottle of vodka and a piece of chocolate cake and then we can talk, until then, get rid of this ridiculous fruitcake crap!
Why do They Stop and Stare? December 16, 2008
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What is wrong with the way I put up lights? Nothing, that is what they do to themselves when they are in the box, so, if that is the way they want to go be, then that is the way they are going to be.
Why is the Word “Christmas” Offensive to Some? December 12, 2008
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Why are there offices and places of business that say you can't say Merry Christmas? We are told it is because some people are not Christians and don't celebrate Christmas! So frickin what!!!
I don't do Mornings either but some asshole will always say "Good Morning" to me. And I will tell you it pisses me off, but, hey the asshole has a right to say "Good Morning" to me if he wants too! (he is endangering his own life but still has that right) It is frickin America for gosh sake, we have a freedom of speech, so, how dare you tell me I can't say Merry F@*king Christmas if I want to! PERIOD!!!
There are tons of people who are not Christians who celebrate Christmas not as a religious holiday but as a nonsecular fun day like Valentine's day or Halloween (oh don't get me started on Halloween!). I know Jewish families that celebrate Christmas for crying out loud!
Shut the hell up, if you don't like Christmas just shut up and let everybody else be. I still haven't killed the man or woman who say's "Good Morning" to me, so just shut up and get over yourself!
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Arrgghhh Those Darn Christmas Lights!! Why??? December 9, 2008
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Why, why, why, I test those stupid light, plug them in and unplug them, do it all again. Jiggle the lights to make sure there are no loose bulbs, all is fine. Struggle to put them up, climb the ladders, hang off the gutters, nearly fall into the bushes and after all that and I get the lights up.... THEN they go out as you are standing there admiring your fine work????
I have to go back to my question from last week... WHY do they hate us so much??
