Why Does This Always Happen To Me? January 2, 2010
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why in Driving? , add a commentIt happens to all of us I am sure...
You're driving along
just minding your own business,
when all of a sudden -
without any warning,
This Dick In A Truck
pulls out right in front of you......WHY?
Why We Should Not Keep Illegal Immigrants Here April 16, 2009
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why in Driving?, Why in Politics?, Why in life?, Why would ANYONE????? , add a commentRunning stop light = $100.00
DUI = $5000.00
Not wearing a seat belt = $50.00
Putting you & your girlfriend on your fake drivers license = PRICELESS
They are too STUPID to keep here!!!!
March Madness March 25, 2009
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Just Musings, Why and Sports, Why in Driving?, Why in Politics?, Why in life? , add a comment
I believe that is a very good name for all of this hoopla! Let's look at it, March Madness!
Seemingly normal people with good jobs are willing to watch a basketball game on their computers from work! People who have NEVER once watched one of these college games before are now watching every minute that they can and risking their careers to do it.
Women, who couldn't give a damn about any sport are now hanging out at the local pub with everybody else, jumping up and down and spilling beer on their work clothes... why? Because everybody else is doing it and it is fun to jump up and down and spill beer on your clothes! (I guess)
Some how, they have taken the Superbowl and made it into a MONTH long celebration just for celebrations sake. It is kind of like being in New Orleans, where every day is some kind of festival or celebration, again just for the sake of being able to drink and jump up and down.
Thank heavens we don't have to do this more than once a year! What if they had January Jubilations for Hockey, or February Festivious for Volleyball, we would be drunk for 3 months straight. No one would have clothes to wear any more because they keep spilling beer all over them, every time some team scores something!
Why suddenly is everybody a basketball fan in March anyway? I know tons of people who have NEVER watched a basketball in their entire lives and then must watch every game during March Madness, what is wrong with these people? I don't get it. Is March really that dull and boring?
Why, Oh Why Robbie Madison? February 22, 2009
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Just Musings, Why in Driving? , add a comment Sorry You Tube pulled this video.....What kind of Frickin Crazy Person would do this???? Well, obviously Robbie Madison would, but who comes up with this stuff and WHY in the hell would you want to do this without a parachute???
Lady Drives Off, Tow Truck Attached! December 19, 2008
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why Not...?, Why in Driving? , add a commentThis one doesn't even need a WHY? We have all (okay, maybe not everyone, but I have) so wanted to do this at some point in our lives when we see our car being towed away by some big dumb monkey who just keeps saying "Lady I am just doing my job!"
Does Everybody Have A Death Wish? December 10, 2008
Posted by pinkrenegade in : Why in Driving? , add a comment
Honestly, what the hell is wrong with people? I ask myself this question a lot. Today just driving a couple of miles I had 3 people pull out in front of me in their cars. Two people I saw coming, they drove right through stop signs and had to turn in front of me! What the hell are you thinking? How long can they go with out getting creamed?
Luck for them I was pretty wide awake this morning or they could have been road kill.
Now, I am actually looking forward to old age because of these crazy drivers. You see, when I get old and people say there goes that crazy old woman, they will have a reason to say it. First, I am going to buy myself one beat up old Ford Truck, a monster one, something from the 60's or early 70's. And I am going to crash into every idiot who is stupid enough to think that I would stop!! IDIOT!!! I am an old woman in a 60's beat up Ford Pickup Truck, of course I am not going to stop!! Hell, I hope I have cataracts too, so, I can blame the crash on the fact that I am a senile old woman with slow reactions and cataracts!!
Yep, that is what I am planning on doing when I get old. How will you spend your formidable years?
