We Always Want What We Can’t Have

Why is it, we always want what we can’t have?  We want chocolate when we are on a diet, we want someone else’s husband because our pisses us off.  What about the 20 year old hottie with the hot pants that always says hi to you at the coffee shop?  Yeah, buddy get a grip […]

Why Do Kids Think They Deserve Anything?

Oh boy, this is one of my favorites, I will do this one to death!  But, let’s look at the Christmas scenerio!  Why is it for the last several month I have heard kids say “mommy will you buy me this?”  Mommy says “no”.  Kid says, “mommy will you buy me this?”  Mommy says “no”.  […]

Why am I Afraid of the Dentist?

Why have I always been afraid of the dentist? Apparently I don’t go to the right dentist. I am going to call David and find out where his dentist is!

When Grandma Goes to Court

Grandma goes to court Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I […]

Redneck Doorbell

Why would you make your doorbell like this?? Unless of course you do not want anyone to come to your door. Now we all know this is a dead animal but still would you be willing to press the door bell? I am not sure I could do it…. just something a little weird about […]

Eyeball Tattoo

Okay, I have had some interesting tattoos here, most just leave me speechless, wondering why in heavens name they would do that and how will they explain what they have done to their grandchildren but, but this…… eyeball tattoo……. this leaves me wondering what the FUCK is wrong with you!?!?! A man in Toronto is […]

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